Prime Minister Tony Blair’s wife Cherie gives birth to her fourth son Leo. Click here to watch.

BBC Online’s ‘Year in Politics’.

A novice sailor from Cheshire has agreed to stay on dry land after being rescued nine times in thirteen months while navigating the waters with an AA map.

Sunday Independent.

Daily Express.

Insight Opticians sponsored column, Dublin Evening Herald.

A couple drove their car to the Supermarket only to have their car break down in the car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back in place. On regaining her feet she looket across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband, who was standing by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.

Felixstowe Advertiser.

The Sun.

Ali and Cathy would like to inform our customers that we will be closed for the day on August 8th as we are getting laid by Mr. Lewis and his men. We hope to be open in the evening if they are finished in time.

Small ad for Victory Bar Penguin News. (Falkland Islands Newsletter).

WARNING: This product is produced in a factory where nuts are handled regularly.

Lable on pack of organic smoked Tofu.

It’s a small world but I wouldn’t want to paint it.

Stephen Wright.

Wet floor. This is not an instruction.

Notice in Gents. at Leicester General Hospital.

Charles is very much a hands on gardener, who loves to weed, prune and dead-head himself.

Daily Mail.

Film Competition. To win all you have to do is answer the following question: who starred in ‘Enter the Dragon’? Answers on a post card please to Bruce Lee Competition.