interag - Miscellany 43

Machoke: its muscular body is so powerful that it must wear a power save belt to help regulate its motions.

Pokeman card.

At the main meeting of the Axminster Flower Club, Mrs. Virginia Tenbrook demonstrated how to create a hat with just a block of Oasis, flowers and foliage followed by her impression of a waterfall.

Seaton Weekly News.

Organic horse manure approximately 50 tons free to genuine person. Must collect. Product a practical joke.

Advertisement in Blackpool Gazette.

Brixham. 3 bedroomed family house near the sea accommodating 518.

Advertisement in Birmingham Evening Mail.

ASSAULT WITH A FROZEN SQUIRREL A man who hit his wife with a frozen squirrel has been gaoled by California police. Kow Kai Sepan, 26, took several squirrels from his freezer during an argument, his wife told officers in Sacremento. When she walked into the kitchen her husband swung the squirrels at her and hit her on the head. She fell against the table and suffered a gash above her eye. Police could not immediately say why the squirrels were in the freezer.

Sacramento newspaper.

The cast of thousands including racehorses, bulls, camels, chickens and dogs will join a parade celebrating the 100th birthday of the Queen Mother. Her daughter, Elizabeth will not be one of them.

A friend was waiting to cross busy Suffolk Street in Dublin the other day when an American tourist joined him on the pavement. Just then the traffic lights changed emitting their familiar electronic bleep. “What noise is that?” said the American, evidently perplexed. Being a friendly sort my friend explained that the sound was meant to alert blind people to the fact that the lights had changed. ‘Gee’ said the American, clearly amazed, ‘Back home in the States we don’t even allow blind people to drive’.

Hotpress Magazine.

POLYSET ready-to-use insecticide kills a range of pests. Children and pets need not be excluded.

Advertisement.

Sunday Leeds League soccer team St. Joseph’s which lost every game of the season suffered a final humiliation last Saturday when they were beaten 5-4 by their supporters.

The Times.

“I’m inconsolable. I was a very good friend of Jordan. He was probably the greatest basketball player this country has ever seen.” said Maria Carey on being told of the death of King Hussein of Jordan.

A dozen marksmen from the Los Angeles Police Department surrounded the Sundowner Motel in Pasadena at 3.00am last Tuesday after the owner reported hearing a gunshot from one of the cabins. When officers forced the door the terrified and then somewhat embarrassed occupant explained that his inflatable companion had burst.

International Herald Tribune.