We regret we are unable to give you the weather. We rely on weather reports from the airport, which is closed because of the weather. Whether we are able to give you the weather tomorrow depends on the weather.

Arab News.

For Sale: Fridge, small, will fit under kitchen unit. Suitable for beer or students

Gloucestershire Echo

Debonair, which flies from Luton to Paris Pontoise claimed it took only 30 minutes by train to reach the centre and was a more pleasant experience than passing through Charles de Gaulle.

The Independent.

It is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such is please not to read this notice.

Notice in Spanish Hotel.

Ford Granada Hearse 2.8 auto, 90,000 miles, superb engine and gearbox. Body in good condition.

Classic Car Mart.

A team of shoplifters have stolen a total of 36 bras from the co-operative store in Channel Street, Galashiels. A Lothian and Borders police spokesman said ‘We’re looking for support in identifying those responsible’.

Teletext.

Huddersfield Examiner.

Julie Morgan, Labour M.P. for Cardiff says ‘I’d like to see local authorities providing a certain number of loos per head of population. She plans an Early Day Motion to test the water.

The Guardian.

A German couple out for a holiday drive near Berlin ended up in a river apparently because the satellite navigation equipment in their BMW forgot to mention they had to wait for a ferry.

The Independent on Sunday.

Corporate facilities are to be extended at Transvaal Cricket Club because now that more and more wives and girl friends attend matches members have complained that their boxes become uncomfortably full.

Pretoria Chronicle.