CONTRIBUTIONS We welcome contributions to this site or to our hard copy magazine. Unfortunately there are rules. RULES ARE VERY BORING but we do have to have some. They are at least fairly simple.

1. please don't send us someone else's copyright; it will lead to red faces all round in the end (mostly ours, as if you cared).
2. text: submit your stuff as a simple text file, we will make it look good as a finished product.
3. illustrations: .jpg or .gif files please.
4. we cannot usually pay for anything as we haven't any money unless we can raise a mortgage on the cat; come to think of it we haven't got a cat.
5. email your contributions to
6. you will retain copyright of your material unless by some serendipity we can pay you, in which case we acquire the copyright.
7. we reserve the right to publish any content submitted on this site, in our hard copy magazine, in both, or in neither.
8. lastly, we won't try to be clever by adding anything to your story, nor deleting or altering any part of it without consulting you first. We will however correct spelling, grammar and punctuation without consultation.