Dormitory: dirty room.
Presbyterian: best in prayer.
Astronomer: moon starer.
Desperation: a rope ends it.
The eyes: they see.
George Bush: he bugs Gore.
The Morse code: here come dots.
Slot machines: cash lost in me.
Animosity: is no amity.
Election results: lies — let's recount.
Mother-in-law: woman Hitler.
Snooze alarms: alas, no more Zs.
A decimal point: I'm a dot in place.
The earthquakes: that queer shake.
Eleven plus two: twelve plus one.
President Clinton of the USA: to copulate he finds interns.
Viginia Bottomley: I'm an evil Tory bigot.
Ted Heath: had teeth.
Tony Blair: rainy blot.
Edward Heath: hah! Dread wet.
Charles Kennnedy: hens cry ‘Keen lad!’.
Ken Livingstone: vile King’s on ‘Net.
David Lloyd George: dodge vile orgy lad.
Michael Heseltine: elect him, he’s alien.
Clement Atlee: lame nettle, etc.
William Hague: aim: a huge will?
Harold Wilson: I shall word on.